The First Kyliecat Post By Kyliecat

Please listen to the following video while reading the rest of this post:

ahahahaha.



AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA.



you don’t know it yet, but you’ve just stumbled into the most dangerous part of the internet.

you’ve just waltzed right on into the lion’s den.



a horrible fate awaits you.

You feel a sudden, inexplicable sense of unease.

now, you must make a choice. possibly the most important choice in your life:

A door appears in front of you, forming from mist in the void.

…will you continue on this path?

Your heart races, and your palms become damp as you consider.

hurry up, now.

Your knees quake as you realize you’re in too deep.

You open the door.

The door squeals on its hinges, revealing a dark room.

A single white light flicks on from inside, revealing the–

Oh, hell. It’s just a fucked-up looking autism creature.

hylie, i’m kylie! :33c

i'm jsut a liuttle kity caut. also i like a bunch of things! arguably too many things. splatoon, homestuck, cosmere books, house md, plastering my water bottle with stickers, 3d printing, doing improv, cooking and baking, playing guitar, being a radio dj, diy emo and math rock, collecting vinyl, being cool and sick and COOL AND SICK (literally..... i hauve covisd right neow)....

...so yeah a Bunch of things. almost Too Much things. but too much things is better than too little things, for me!

i expect to use this place for silly experiments like this, brain-dumps of things i wanna go in more depth about, addendums for other projects, and whatever else tickles my fancy! so if you're interested, hit that RSS feed button on the left side menu, or follow my bluesky also in that menu!

In hindsight, this is about what you expected.